Roll the dough into a ball and press a hollow into the center for the filling. Once done, dust your hands with starch and pinch a piece of dough from the mass about the size of a miniature brass doorknob. Let the dough cool for just as long as it takes you to mold several little balls of bean paste filling and set aside. Turn the dough mixture out onto a board dusted liberally with the potato starch, and cover the mass with a damp paper towel or dishcloth as it will dry out quite quickly if you don’t and then won’t you be sorry. Mixture should be thick and delightfully gloopy, whatever that means. Remove from microwave and stir thoroughly. If you’d like to mash a pot of glutinous rice to a paste for a day, be my guest.) Combine rice flour and water in a microwave-safe bowl.1 cup sweetened red bean paste (store bought, or make your own by adding sugar to adzuki beans and mashing) Lastly, serve it hot to your guests (people or stuffed animals) while telling witty stories about serious things. Covered, let it all steep for another five minutes. After five minutes have passed, add your tea leaves and remove your pot from the flame. At a boil, reduce the flame and let the mixture simmer for five minutes while you go and change the CD in your stereo, decide it didn’t need changing, and change it back. Once done, you may feel quite secure in putting the first everything but the black tea into a saucepan and bringing it to a boil, with a good stir every once in a while. Then, slicing your ginger very thinly would be nice. 1 Cup milk (or soy milk for those who share my nasty habit of veganism)įirst, you ought to crush your cardamom pods to release the seeds.While I don’t recommend this, I do recommend serving it at your next Tea Party. I call this concoction “Elizabethan Chai Tea,” and I have been known to survive on nothing more for days at a time. With so many varieties of Tea available These Days, one has absolutely no excuse for not drinking Tea, unless one is suffering from the dreaded condition “TeaLeafIntolerance” so oft’ spoken of on reputable late night cable networks.īut the really extraordinary Tea Party requires Tea of an extraordinary nature and the preparation of this beverage is what I will now convey to you. Well, I just made that up, but if there were such a Thing as the TCB, I do not doubt they would require four Tea Parties, if not six. In fact, if you don’t have them, you stand in very serious violation of the TCB (Tea Cup Brigade), which requires at the very minimum four Tea Parties per month. I thought I’d take a few moments on this chilly evening to (again) advocate Tea Parties. Clear Broth, Excellent for Recovering Invalids, or for Taming the Insane. The Asylum’s Matcha Green Tea Hot Chocolate.The Asylum’s Green Tea Honey Salt Scrub for Face (Cosmetic).Highly Doubtful Teacake with Very Suspicious Creme.I’ll be archiving whatever I can find here and adding new recipes if they come out. Most of these were ripped straight from The Asylum Pantry at so most (if not all) of the transcription credit goes to them. We’ve been trained by the very best, we think you might just be impressed Eradicate the enemy! Somewhere it’s always time for TEA! Eradicate the enemy! Eradicate! Revenge is a dish that is best served now.An archive of the many recipes Emilie has released online or in publications throughout her career. We’ve been trained by the very best, we think you might just be impressed Eradicate the enemy! There is always time for tea! Revenge is a dish that is best served now! I am that little girl, I have that little curl, right in the middle of my forehead, and when I am good I’m a pretty little thing, but when I am bad I am fucking gorgeous! Hatchet…CHECK! Scalpel… CHECK! Electroshock Machine… CHECK! It’s time for war It’s time for blood It’s time for…TEA! We got the tools, we got the time, We’ll punish you for your crimes against humanity. It’s time for… TEA! We got the tools, we got the time, We’ll punish you for your crimes against humanity. It’s time for… TEA! One day that little girl may find a filthy metal spike and drive it right in the middle of your forehead, for she and her friends this is very very good, but for you the game is over, this is revolution! Hatchet… CHECK Scalpel… CHECK! Amputation Saw… CHECK! It’s time for war. There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead and when she was good she was very very good but when she was bad she was homicidal! Hatchet… CHECK! Scalpel… CHECK! Rusty steel syringe… CHECK! It’s time for war.
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